GOLDHOUSE is not a band, artist, or any other form of inferior music.
GOLDHOUSE is not meant for boring people.
Only your healthcare provider and you can decide if GOLDHOUSE is right for you. Ask your healthcare provider if your heart is healthy enough for you to listen to GOLDHOUSE.
Side effects may include: hearing loss, the uncontrollable urge to set things on fire, partying hard, short term memory loss, sudden pelvic thrusts, random acts of deviance, and nudity.
GOLDHOUSE is not responsible for any legal actions taken as a result of listening to GOLDHOUSE. Mixing alcohol or other substances with GOLDHOUSE will result in unruly dancing and blacking out. If you think GOLDHOUSE is for you, you’re probably a winner. If not, take a hike loser!
